Configured Console ng dota2

Ilagay ito sa Library>Properties>Set Launch Options

-console -novid -noborder -windowed -w 1366 -h 768 -noaafonts -high -noforcemaccel -noforcemspd -useforcedmparms

-w xxx =  WIDE ng monitor mo

-h xxx= Height ng monitor mo


DOWNLOAD mo tong Config

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_kHunPHkEDZa2t5Ri01WlpjMnc/view?usp=sharing

Pagkatapos idownload

Pumunta sa Steam folder

SteamApps>common>dota 2 beta>dota>cfg> IPASTE dito

Paano ba ang BOSD or Blue Screen of Death

Pagdiagnose
Unang pedeng gawin:
1. Alamin kung meron kang bagong nilagay na hardware or inupdate na driver software or kahit anung settings na binago mo sa PC.
2. Check mo lahat kung mahigpit ang pagkakalagay ng hardware mo buksan ang PC at higpitan at diin lahat ng hardware linisin mo na din. yung mga cable check mo narin.
3. Pede rin na nagooverheat ang computer mo check mo sa bios ang temperature ng graphics card at CPU.
4. subukang kumuha ng ibang memory ng computer baka naman sira na ang memory ng PC.
5. Baka corrupted na ang hard drive mo subukan mong magtesting ng ibang hard drive.
6. Buksan ang computer at baklasin lahat at paghiwahiwalayin baka may sunog ang parte or putok na yung mga capacitor.

Pag analyze

Kilalanin ako(Elmer A. Madrid Jr.)

Name: Elmer A. Madrid Jr.
Nickname: mangkepwengz
Country: Pilipinas
City: Bulacan
Nationality: Peenoy
Birthday: 09.03.1991
Gender: Male

Drink: Cola
Food:
PizzaCHEESEBURGER!
Movie: Brave Heart
Music: Dubstep, Drum N Bass, Trance, Drumstep, Electronic
Actor: Jackie Chan, Paul Walker
Actress: Angelina Jolie
Sport: e-games
Sportsman: Wala sarili ko
Animals: Cats
Favorite hero in Dota 2: Pudge
Favorite item in Dota 2: Dagger

About me

== 85 Things About Me ==
1. What is your name? Elmer, however for most of the Dota 2 people I am known as “Mangkepwengz” or “Bae Suzy”
2. How old are you? 23
3. Are you sure? Yes
4. What is your earliest memory of Computer Games? Warcraft III RoC
5. What is your favorite alcoholic drink? I don’t drink any alcohol
6. What is your favorite vegetable? Corn
7. Do you remember your first day at school? Yes
8. What is the worst exam result you remember ever getting? 6
9. How tall are you? 5'5"
10. Can you swim? Yes, however I prefer to jump into the water instead of swimming.
11. Who is your favorite movie actress? Angelina Jolie and Bae suzy
12. Who is your favorite movie actor? Vin Diesel, Jackie Chan, Paul Walker (R.I.P….)
13. Who is your favorite comedian? Jose Manalo and Vice Ganda
14. Who is your favorite super-heroine? Wonder Woman
15. Who is your favorite super-hero? Batman
16. Who is your favorite mythological god or goddess? Zeus
17. Who is your favorite woman of all time? Nanay
18. Do you agree with “Life does not forgive weakness”? Yes
19. Do you agree with “The state can do what they want to do”? No
20. Do you agree with “If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads”? No
21. Do you agree with “Crime is a product of social excess”? No
22. Do you agree with “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”? Yes
23. What is the worst movie you have ever seen? Wala hindi ako mahilig manood ng Movie
24. What is the worst book you have ever read? Harry Potter
25. What is the worst song you have ever heard? Justin Bieber – Believe
26. What is the worst sport you know of? Basketball
27. Who is the worst movie “star” ever? Di nga ako mahilig manood ng movie kulet
28. If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? South Korea
29. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would you meet? Bae Suzy and Song Hye Kyo
30. If you could become famous for one thing, what would that thing be? Gaming
31. If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy? The world?
32. If you could change any one thing about your country, what would it be? The language
33. If you could meet any famous person who is dead, who would it be? Wala takot pa ko
34. If you could become dictator of the world, would you? Sinong May ayaw nyan
35. If you could eat an entire cow at one sitting, would you? No
36. Have you ever gotten any points on your driving license? No
37. Have you ever stolen anything from a shop? No
38. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes while underage? No
39. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes for another person who was underage? No
40. Have you ever tried to cheat the taxman/social security/other government agency? No
41. Have you ever ridden on a train or bus without paying? Yes
42. Have you ever been arrested? No
43. Have you ever been charged with a crime … ? No
44. What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? Sa kanto
45. Where would you like to visit that you haven’t yet? South Korea
46. Where would you definitely never go to? North Korea
47. What was the last movie you saw? Kulet talaga
48. Was it any good? Yes
49. What was the last song you listened to? Heart Song by Bae Suzy
50. Was it any good? Yes
51. What was the last computer game you played? Dota 2
52. Did you do well? Yes
53. What was the last meal you ate? Salad
54. Was it any good? Yes
55. What is your favorite movie? WALA galit nako
56. What is your favorite song? Kung Alam mo lang Sana
57. What is your favorite sport? E-Games
58. Do you like to play Football / Soccer? Yes
59. Do you like Cats? Yes
60. Do you have a Cat? No
61. Favourite music bands? Eraserheads
62. Favourite music Label? Ewan
63. Let us know about your Computer Set Up, what do you have? who cares about that, no idea
64. How long have you been playing Dota (DotA & Dota 2 in total)? about 8 years
65. What was your first hero you ever played? Silencer
66. What was the outcome? I pressed ultimate in the single player mode and nothing happened
67. Will you continue playing Dota 2 ? Yes
68. List your teams/clans you have been playing with/for, are there any? Sanmig Outlaw and Sakal Bibe,…
69. Have you played for your national(PH) Dota team back then? NO
70. Any favourite hero? Pudge
71. Your most famous Video ever? Wala pa gagawa ako
72. Your favourite Professional Dota 2 gamer? Dendi
73. Your favourite Professional Dota 2 Caster? Tobi
74. Your most favourite Dota 2 teams? Name 2 atleast. Na’Vi & iG
75. If you could be at the next International , would you like to wear a Pudge Cosplay? Yes
76. Your Steam ID? Sorry, too many requests of people who wanna add me
77. Favourite Dota 2 item? Dagger
78. Most hated Dota 2 hero at the moment? Magina
79. Most hated Dota 2 spell ingame? COGS
80. Favourite lane in Dota 2? Mid
81. Do you still stream? NO hindi ako sikat
82. Will there be another question? Yes
83. Do you add unknown friend requests at Steam? No
84. Do you add unknown friend requests at Facebook? Yes
85. Give us a quote to end on…“Put your heart, mind and soul into even your smallest acts. This it the secret of success.”

Backup ng Cafe Installer

Mga Cafesuite ang gamit dito:

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_kHunPHkEDZd0dXMVFsZzJhbk0&usp=drive_web

Mga Antamedia ang gamit dito:

Mga Cafe Manila ang gamit dito:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_kHunPHkEDZSmx1SnF0QTh5WUk/view?usp=sharing

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_kHunPHkEDZRDl6c19XQjNkY3M/view?usp=sharing 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_kHunPHkEDZdU9yNDBkT2cwUkU/view?usp=sharing

Follow the steps:

1.) Disconnect your internet connection, and disable any Anti-Virus. IMPORTANT
Huwag mag alala, pwde nyo edelete ang crack pagkatpos ng "STEP 11"

2.) Install the application by double clicking on " CafeManila.exe"

3.) After install, click on "FINISH" button. And open the application from desktop, go to General Settings and put Unlock Password, then click ok and Exit. IMPORTANT

4.) Extract Crack Files to...

C:\Program Files (x86)\Cafe Manila\Cafe Manila Server
The café manila directory.

5.) Open and Run the Café Manila Server1.9.7-fin1

6.) After install, click on "FINISH" button. And open the application Café Manila 1.9.0.6 from desktop, login and Exit. IMPORTANT

7.)Go back to…

C:\Program Files (x86)\Cafe Manila\Cafe Manila Server
Delete or Cut and backup the
“Cafe Manila Server.XmlSerializers”

8.) And now Go to start menu / run cmd and type services.msc click ok.

Search for Cafe Manila Service and WebClient
Right click on it and click properties / General tab look into Startup type, arrow down and select Disable from Automatic

9.) Next go to..
Control Panel / System and Security / Windows Firewall / Advance Settings / Outbound Rules / Right click on outbound rules and and select New Rule

On the Rule Type
Select Program click next
Select This Program Path Click Browse.

Navigate to..
C:\Program Files (x86)\Cafe Manila\
Open Cafe Manila Server and Click next
Select Block Connection and click next
Check on Domain, Private and Public click next
Type the name and Finish...

Also add Rule to..
Cafe Manila.exe
Cafe Manila Server1.9.7-fin1
CMPrinterService

10.) Edit Host File

Allow permission first.

Navigate to: C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
right click host file / Properties / click on Security tab / click advance / highlight Users and click Change permissions / click edit / allow all permissions then click ok. . 


Now open Host file with the notepad and paste this code…

11.) Restart the Machine, before plugging in your internet connection.

12.) Done! 

How to connect Clients?

1.) Install the application by double clicking on " CafeManilaClient.exe"

2.) After install, click on "FINISH" button. And open the application from start menu / all programs / Café Manila Client / Client

3.) Click Next.

4.) Click cancel server detection

5.) Put Server name or Ip Address

Note:
Kapag window 7 32/64bit ang OS server mo at window XP ang client na iko-conect mo, connect mo through computer server name, huwag IP address dahil hindi yan magko-connect sa pagkaka try ko.

6.) In server: Look into the lower part of workstation tab and click Clients.

7.) Right click the new added client and click Assign, choose the computer number of the client.

8.) Click ok.


Instruction on how to use CM Resetter
1. Add to host file
127.0.0.1 license.cafemanila.net
2. Reboot your machine
3. Extract the downloaded files to C:\Program Files (x86)\Cafe Manila\Cafe Manila Server\Data
4. Test cafe resetter

Done and Enjoy again

       

Google Search Tricks

Conway's Game Of Life

Zerg Rush


Askew or Tilt


Do a barrel roll


recursion     paulit ulit na did you mean


define anagram


Binary, Octal and Hexadecimal Number systems



1. Click on “LET IT SNOW” (awesome snow effect)

2. Click on“GOOGLE GRAVITY” (things start falling down)

3. Click on “ELGGOG”  (amazing mirror effect)

4.Click on “EPIC GOOGLE” (check it out yourself)

5. Click on “WHO'S AWESOME” (check it out yourself)

6. Click on “LOL LIMEWIRE” (awesome picture)

7. Click on“WHO IS CUTEST” (cute reviewed)

8. Click on “GOOGLE LOCO” (someone starts moving)

9. Type “do a barrel roll” and click on search. (a nice barrel roll attempted)

10. Type “tilt” and click on tilt. (webpage in tilted form)

11.Click on "RAINBOW GOOGLE"(Awesome rainbow effect)

12.Click on "ANNOYING GOOGLE"(annoying google page)

13.Click on "GOOGLE PACMAN"(pacman game on googe logo)

14.Click on "SEXY SNAPE"(ha!ha!ha!)

15.Click on "GOOGLE SPHERE"(Sphere effect)

Increase Internet in your Computer

1.) log on as Administrator.

2.) start - run - type gpedit.msc

3.) expand "local computer policy"

4.) then expand "administrative templates"

5.) Then expand "network branch"

6.) Highlight the "QoS Packet Scheduler"

7.) On right window double click "limit reservable bandwidth"

8.) On setting tab check the "enabled"

9.) Change "Bandwidth limit %" to 0

you're done.It would be a good idea to reboot after this.

Troubleshooting Common Pc Errors

1. MONITOR LED IS BLINKING
Check all the connections like Monitor Cable, Data cables,RAM, Display Card , CPU connections.


2. CONTINUOS THREE BEEPS
Problem in RAM Connection.


3. THREE BEEPS (1 Long 2 Short)
Problem in Display Card Connection


4. THREE LONG BEEPS PERIOD WISE
Problem in BIOS or RAM (Basic Input Output System)


5. CONTINUOS NON-STOP BEEPING
Key Board Problem (i.e.; Some Key is pressed for Longer time)


6. FDD LED IS GLOWING CONTINUOSLY
Data cable to be connected properly (twisted cable).


7. NO DISPLAY ON THE SCREEN AT ALL
Hard Disk cable connected wrongly. Connect rightly seeing the Red mark (Faces power supply) and then Restart.


8. POWER LED IS OFF
a. Check main power cord
b. Check S.M.P.S.
c. Check Mother Board connection


9. SHOWING CMOS ERROR
Replace 3 Volt battery of Mother Board . Set Original Settings Manually.(Refer CMOS Setup chart)
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10. SHOWING FDD ERROR OR FLOPPY DRIVE IS NOT WORKING PROPERLY
Check Power cord of FDD , Data Cables , set CMOS & Finally the Check drive.


11. SHOWING HDD ERROR OR HARD DISK FAILURE
a. Check Power Cord
b. Check connection of HDD
c. Check Data cable
d. Check Hard Disk parameters in CMOS or Auto detecting Setting Partitions by Fdisk Command, then format it to set track 0.


12. MOTHER BOARD HANGS DUE TO UNSTABILIZED POWER SUPPLY
a. Check S.M.P.S
b. RAM not functioning properly.
c. Software problem (due to using pirated software)
d. CPU fan not functioning properly.


13. DANCING SCREEN
a. Check Display card connection
b. Virus Problem
c. Video Memory Problem


14. SHAKING SCREEN
a. Earthing problem
b. Magnetic waves comes around.


15. CPU CABINET SHOCK
a. Check Earthing
b. Check main power cord.


16. NON-SYSTEM DISK ERROR
a. Floppy Drive having different disk (Non-Bootable Disk) OR CMOS Parameters for Hard Disk may not be set properly.
b. Hard Disk Partitions may not be created.
c. Hard Disk may not be formatted.


17. MISSING OPERATING SYSTEM
The System files missing namely Ie; command.com } - User File IO.SYS & MS_DOS.SYS } - Hidden Files. These above three files required for Start up of the system that can be transferred by using SYS C: Command OR While the time of formatting by using Format c:/u/s


18. MISSING COMMAND INTERPRETOR
May the file Command.com is corrupted OR Infected by Virus OR Some one has Erased it.


19. SHOWING I/O ERROR
a. The type of Hard Disk in CMOS may not be set properly.
b. Operating system used for formatting is not valid


20. SHOWING DIVIDE OVER- FLOW MESSAGE
a. May some Directories or Files crash with other files.
b. Use CHKDSK/F or SCANDISK Command to correct it.


21. HARD DISK MAKING NOISE WHILE PROCESSING
a. Unstabilized power supply.
b. Check for Loose Contact.
c. Do not use Y Connectors for Hard Disk.
d. It may create Bad Sector OR Weak Hard Disk.


22. HARD DISK HANGS WHILE PROCESSING
Check for Bad Sector by using CHKDSK or SCANDISK Command. If found format the Hard Disk and set Partition before that area.(This is the only procedure to use Hard Disk with Bad Sector) OR (To avoid Bad Sectors use Standard Power Supply)


23. HARD DISK NOT DETECTED
a. Check Power Connector
b. Check Data Cables
c. Check Jumpers


24. PARTITION NOT SHOWN
Operating System where the Hard Disk formatted is not supported with present Mother Board. For Eg: Hard Disk formatted with Pentium System will hide their partitions for 486 System.


25. MMX/DLL FILE MISSING
May the above files may be corrupted due to power failure or Virus. Make available above files from other Computer. OR Reinstall Windows 98 Operating System. (This procedure will not make any effect on existing Data).


26. WINDOWS REGISTRY ERROR
This will happen due to sudden ON/OFF of the system. Final solution is to Reinstall Operating System.


27. DISPLAY COLOUR DOES NOT MATCH
a. Configure Display Card properly with their CD.
b. The Standard setting for Windows is set it to 800x600 for better performance.


28. UNKNOWN DEVICE FOUND
May the Driver utility is not provided with operating system . Insert Driver CD and install software for the above Device. (Every Device requires driver utility to set active

Rules ng Computer Shop

1.   Respect the rights of other customers and CGC employees.

2.   No harassment in any form, this includes, but is not limited to, verbal abuse, physical threats or hostile acts, unwelcome sexual advances, foul language, racial comments, and personal insults directed toward or in the presence of CGC employees or customers.  Friendly jibing and joking is allowed.

3.   Breaking any laws or ordinances is expressly forbidden, including, but not limited to, creating or disseminating viruses, worms, or other malicious software code, using pirated software, improperly using copyrighted or trademarked material, accessing internal or external systems without authorization, and theft or willful destruction of CGC property.

4.   No software may be loaded onto or removed from any computer or console except by a CGC employee.  No hardware devices may be removed from or attached to any computer or console except by CGC employees without permission.

5.   Accessing another person’s private information such as email, instant messenger or any other communication program is prohibited.

6.   Downloading, copying, saving, forwarding, or viewing any pornographic or other sexually explicit material is prohibited.

7.   Gambling or any other form of wagering or betting, either in person within the store or online, is not permitted.

8.   Smoking is not permitted within the facility.

9.   Possession and/or consumption of alcoholic beverages within the facilities is prohibited.   No intoxicated or disorderly person shall be allowed to remain on the premises.

10.               All written or verbal requests from a CGC employees made in an official capacity must be followed immediately. These requests may include, but are not limited to, moving to another computer, leaving the store in preparation for closing, or ceasing disruptive behavior.